This is the famous "turtle rapes shoe" video that features the horny reptile having sex with a sneaker...or trying to. He puts in his best effort at turtle intercourse but he just can't quite get there. The best part of the video is the sound and his expressions because he sounds and looks like a lustful squeaky toy in the throws of reptilian ecstasy. Oh, how I always wanted to be a discovery channel narrator! Crank it up!!
asmodeuson May 12 2009 15:39:22
Turtle love and lust is a lot like in the human world. You look funny doing it and it's often with an inanimate object...
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sleepy 07/10/2008 19:06 I like really freaky stuff like midget ninjas humping a poodle! ummm, yeah..
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